Meet The Countries

Politics just wouldn’t be as fun without the personalities that make it a little easier to digest. Here you can get familiar with the characters that make P&P what it is. Keep an eye out for new additions.

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 United States of America

“Thought you might have been a terrorist. Or a commie. Or a commie terrorist. That would have been bad! For you, not for me.”

Best quality: Everything
Likes
: Democracy, freedom, assimilation
Weakness: Reoccurring nightmares

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North Korea

“Want to hear my favorite joke? The United States of America.”

Best quality: Hasn’t collapsed yet
Likes:
 Card games, hacking, xenophobia
Weakness: Nuclear nonproliferation

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China

“Maybe you could ask the demon inside of you to release its grip on your rotting soul and finally grant you human decency.”

Best quality: Wasn’t destroyed by communism
Likes:
 Fireworks, soap operas, American debt
Weaknesses: Air pollution

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Russia

“One, I’ll marry all of you. Two, I’ll go to war with all of you. Three, I’ll kick all of you off the Security Council.”

Best quality: Resilient
Likes:
 Ice skating, hot cocoa, the tears of others
Weakness: The 90s

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South Korea

“If you guys want to kill each other in a hypothetical war, go for it. I have too much to live for and my hair looks way too good for me to die.”

Best quality: Incredible selfies
Likes:
 Music, competitive gaming, homogeneity
Weaknesses: Second-hand embarrassment (usually caused by brother)

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Japan

JUICE ME!”

Best quality: Level 85 Badass
Likes:
 Fried pickles, role-playing games, living far away from the family
Weakness: Not far away enough

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Canada

“The whole night was a blur, but I remember waking up on the roof with a trashcan on my head and a tattoo of Sarah Palin on my face. I have since removed the tattoo.”

Best quality: Isn’t America
Likes:
 Small animals, pancakes, brutal hockey fights
Weakness: Can’t tan no matter how hard she tries

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Switzerland

“Everyone, I’d like to make an announcement. This weekend I’m holding a funeral for my desire to give a shit. Honestly, this is long overdue.”

Best quality: Nice abs
Likes:
 Guns, banks, making everyone really uncomfortable
Weakness: Primarily nocturnal\

 

 

 

 

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